Asda - Kettering

Popped in and decided to try a breakfast. Opted for porridge. You fill a pot with hot water at the drinks station. Trouble is the water was not very hot and the porridge didn’t absorb much. More like overnight oats after a while! Cappuccino was also lukewarm and by half way through on the cold side. 5 stars for service. Very polite and courteous. Products I wouldn’t return for.

After reading the comments on this wonderful place,I decided to make a 71 mile trip just to impress my lady lover. I kept her guessing as to where we were heading and when we arrived in Kettering,she looked awfully confused. We pulled in to the “ample “ parking area and parked next to some grass that was free from dog excrement. I opened her door and held out my hand and said “come with me my chubby little Jefferson, I’m going to treat you to the time of your life “ . I managed to release a trolley and tried to fit her inside but her body was a little bit big so she just pushed it instead as I was out of puff after all the heavy lifting. We were going to have breakfast but it was 7.57 pm and she had already had enough food to feed a zoo. We purchased a brand new toilet seat,some cream for cracked skin,a reduced price leg of cow or hamster,a red light bulb and some picked eggs. All of this only came to £33 pounds(VERY SMALL COST). When we got home we played our usual game of hide the salami and had a glass of milk then headed upstairs to our cages for a good nights sleep. Well done Asda.she still hasn’t realised that I ate her purse as I was so hungry,I explained that someone probably took it out of her bottom bag.

It’s a shame because if the food was actually cooked nice i would come here all the time, there is a lady who works at asda she’s eating, all her food looks fresh, my chips are like rocks which have been cooked ten times, and as for the beans very over cooked and stodgy, i don’t understand, because choking chips and beans takes all of two mins, i’m not expecting five star but it’s just embarrassing

Great supermarket with great selection of food. The service is always great, the shelves are always full of food and drink. They always have a good choice of clothes.

They do a very good breakfast and you get 10% off on Wednesday. nice and clean friendly staff . Christmas lunch was very disappointing but other meals very good.