Pi Resturant - Goatstown

Restaurant should be in quotation marks. It’s expensive and mostly carbs portions rice with potatoes and pasta for example). When they feature other countries dishes their recipes border on offensive their paella ingredients were insane). Service: Take out Meal type: Lunch Price per person: €1–10 Food: 1 Service: 2 Atmosphere: 1

Used to be fine and kept getting worse. Portions have become so small you wonder if it's to feed a mouse or an actual human. Outrageous when you pay your dish 8€ Also, potatoes rice and pasta are not a great combination Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 2

Has gotten progressively more expensive and worse quality during my time in UCD. Food: 1 Service: 2 Atmosphere: 3

Prices going up while portion sizes going down Service: Take out Meal type: Lunch Price per person: €10–20

I am devastated. I ordered a portion of fish and chips and was met with absolute shock and horror when I glanced down at the dish given to me. The fried fish looked dehydrated like a fish out of water, that was partially cooked, thrown back in a contaminated lake, then deep fried in dirty, dark, lukewarm oil. The chips tasted like they were made with potatoes grown during the Great Famine. The peas on my plate were mushed like a war occured on top of them. Then, to top it off there was a forbidden white sauce on added which had remnants of whatever was last cooked in the pot it was made with. Shockingly, the food wasn't the worst thing about this restaurant, the service I received from the grey haired lady at the cashier desk was like that of wild animal in a barren desert. I am convinced that she single handedly spawned this meal onto the plate because it was as foul as her attitude. It was merely midday so I was appaled about the degree she went out of her way to charge people extra for cutlery, ketchup and a box to eat food in. I am intrigued to know how much she is being paid because I know for sure that whatever it is it is WAY TOO MUCH. It seems like her real job is sucking the life and happiness out of all the youthful university students and converting it to energy to fuel her wicked ways. AVOID AT ALL COST (unless the wicked witch of the west is not there).