Senoritas 3rd Floor Cantina

Sadly, we came by at 8p on Saturday and it was closed.

For last call: DJ sucks; plays only old songs and REPEATS them... other wise, dope establishment.

Our favorite place to eat locally! Service is always great! Food is so yummy! The Tamales are so good!

Great atmosphere, great service. Food was decent. Will definitely come back and try some other dishes.

This was fascinating. It felt like eating at place created by aliens who'd heard a human restaurant described to them. Real props to the service staff for remaining pleasant in the face of strange and janky operational disfunction. They were obviously understaffed, but that's everywhere. The kitchen was downstairs, but I assume it's just a couple hot plates, an old microwave, and a Sysco membership. The photos on Yelp must be stock, cuz they weren't related the food. For one example, the bagged cheese on the nachos wasn't melted, like at all, which seems like a low bar to clear for a Mexican restaurant, unless you'd only heard them described. Anyways, skip it. Just go eat at Cafe Rio or something.