C’est La Vie Cafe - Shetland

Featuring an eclectic menu (omelette, tapas, seafood… and choices that may be demand- and Brexit-constrained (come prepared to be flexible with your choices , this is a café where le langue française emanates from the kitchen. Lobster wasn’t available but locally-sourced crab was, a happy substitution (I devoured every morsel . The olives were…meh (and arrived late . But the almond berry cake wrapped up the meal nicely. Appreciated the kind service and window heater on an otherwise chilly grey day.

Nice little place to eat out at lunch time. The price is higher end but the ingredients are top quality so it's understandable. The coffee is quality and the staff are friendly. We were the only ones here at 12pm so service was quick.

I wanted to have a breakfast and orange juice but the lady was so rude straight away when I stepped in that I should have left immediately. Instead I went in, put my bag down and wanted to order when she started lecturing me about where to put my bag. Horrible. Just stay away as there is a lot of ego in there

We had afrernoon coffee and cake at C'est la Vie then came back for dinner. Straightforward French menu. We had delicious scallops and haddock then creme brulee. All freshly made. It's bring-your-own wine with a good wine shop a few doors away so a very reasonably priced evening. I'd highly recommend C'est la Vie.

We went there to eat and at some point my wife needed the toilet the owners said wait a min for some to escort you to another shop while they disable the alarm and escort you to the toilet while someone stand guard outside so we don’t break or steal anything, which was altogether very embarrassing and humiliating and if the shop is not available you have to go to the public 1/2 mile away. DON’T GO AVOID AT ALLL COST terrible experience