Rio's - Sevilla

Sign outside said Rios Mexican Restaurant. When we were presented with the menus, our waitress informed us they had a Puerto Rican menu. OK, don 't know anything about Puerto Rican food, but what the hay! Both my wife and I ordered a pork dish, she had two sides (rice and plantains) I just had rice. The rice was nothing special, but OMG, I have never had pork that was so overcooked and bone dry I was seriously concerned I was going to break a tooth on it!!! With enough ketchup or other sauce they brought out, it did slide down. Plus, nothing on draft at the bar, I thought their domestic bottle beer (Coors Michelob Ultra) was a little pricey at $4 a pop. If you 're 30 or under and want a place on a Friday or Saturday night where you can listen to some good Latin tunes, dance, get hammered and maybe get lucky, this is your place, but I 'm way past that age.