Helly Dee’s - Portadown

Order wrong. Food cold and curry congealed. Sausages tasted like play doh and weren’t cooked. Simply awful. Service: Take out Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

From the length of time it took to order the food in Helly Dee's to the quality of the food in it, nothing was good. The goujons were like something from Iceland and ended up getting 4 and not the 5 as it stated on the menu. The battered sausage supper came with normal sausages which my friend could not even eat, I can't even describe what they tasted like and am not sure if they were off or what it was. Will definitely not be back and would not recommend to anyone. From previous reviews I'm surprised the place is still open. Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £1–10 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

Absolutely disgusting!!!! Frozen chips, frozen fish you could cook better at home with stuff from Iceland wasn’t cheap either highly highly DO NOT RECOMMEND Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

Absolutely vile food, frozen chips, frozen ‘cod’ which definitely wasn’t cod and kebab meat was preformed and artificial, also probably frozen. Nothing fresh or tasty about it. Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £1–10 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

Went to the dogs from it was took over. Asked 3 times on the phone if they do plain chicken for a kids pizza, they said yes. Got the pizza and it was spicy. Chips are awful. Waste of money. Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: £20–30 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1