Muffin Top Cafe - Milton Keynes

I didn't expect much from the diner. I was meeting a colleague there since my hotel didn't serve breakfast. I was very clean, and the service was impressive. I don't recall the name of the server, but he was very attentive and professional. Food was good average: I had scrambled eggs and bacon.

Like an old time diner--bright and shiny. Very much enjoyed my southwest burger. The fries were better than most and the Nutella shake was large, old-fashioned thick, and delicious. The shake was large enough for two of us to split. Or server, Johnny, was on the ball.

This place was dirty and the food was terrible. I ordered chicken wings and they were huge I mean bigger than my hand and not cooked fully the cinnamon bun was hard as a rock. My wife had an omelette and the eggs were undercooked and runny while her hash browns were burnt and tasted like old grease. The whole place was very nasty, floor was full of grease, table wasn’t cleaned properly (food stuck on tables), I stepped in vomit directly outside the door, bathroom was extremely disgusting. The worst part of my visit was after we had a few bites of our food something ran over my wife’s foot. When we looked down there was a rat looking at us that’s when we started paying attention to the surroundings even closer only to realize that they have a serious rodent problem. At this point I just paid for the food and we left. We will never eat there again and hope this reaches as many people as possible before they eat roden droppings. Filthiest place I’ve ever been to eat in.

We did a takeout lunch here, and the process for ordering was complicated. Unfortunately, we were not happy with either item we ordered. A buffalo chicken salad was much too spicy and overly sour, and also had a lot of chicken but not much salad. Neither of us was able to eat more than a bite or two of it. A BLT with avocado was skimpy with blah marble rye bread. It was frustrating that all the available sides were hot, which we did not think would hold up well by the time we would eat one. Who likes cold fries or onion rings? Cole slaw would be a helpful addition.

Ate there and the Nicollet diner 3 times in our 4 day stay. interesting people, friendly wait staff.