Circus Mcgurkus Cafe Stoo-pendous

The roast beef sandwich gave me food poisoning. After I left, I started having really bad stomach pains and eventually diarrhea. I advise you not to eat here.

Food took an hour to arrive and we saw tables that had got here before us being served long before us, so much so that we had to have them retake our order twice, still didn’t come out for 30 minutes and by that time the experience was ruined for us. Food was bland and the bright lights hurt me and my table member’s eyes.

I went here with some friends during our gradbash expecting whimsy and joy, and honestly it was pretty whimsical inside! Until we met him. A roach. There were actually two roaches, but one of them crawled into the kitchen. We decided to give him the benefit of the doubt (he could be a chef) but we won’t be returning. The food was alright but the biscuits are a little heavy on the honey so beware. Coke was unexpectedly great. The visuals were also really nice inside, until we saw the roach.

The food was mid but worst of all TWO roaches in the span of an hour were spotted near our table. One was quickly killed off by a member of the staff. The other entered the kitchen as we were leaving and no employee stopped to do anything about this.

Do not waste your money. We have just waited over half an hour for our food- not because they were busy. There was hardly anyone in there. Should have taken all the empty tables as an indication. Then our order was wrong and incomplete. My son had the chicken and biscuit. The chicken was very dry. He didn't eat it. My mother and I had the garlic shrimp, popcorn and curly fries. There was quite a bit of shrimp, nearly all popcorn and a few odd straight bit of a curly fry. Our bill was $84.25. What a waste of our time and money. We then went to get something to eat from somewhere else. Disgusted.