Puerto Chino - Kissimmee

I had a disappointing experience with the Chinese food here. They claimed to offer flavors reminiscent of Puerto Rican cuisine, but it was nothing like that. I won't be returning.

You might not be able to gauge from the photos, but let me tell you about the smell and taste: it was so terrible that even if you dipped a chicken in Tar Sands oil and dragged it over an active volcano, you wouldn't come close to the disgusting experience of this meal. Even before we opened the bags containing the food (and I use the term "food" loosely), we could already smell the burnt fat. Nothing was edible—not the chicken, the crab rangoon, the egg rolls, or the dried BBQ pork. And don't even get me started on the fried rice, which was missing most of its ingredients; I think there were maybe three shrimp in it at most. I tried to call them to voice my complaints, but no one answered.

We ordered house lo mein through DoorDash, and when I found my dish, I discovered a fully cooked fly in the noodles—it looks like it had been resting in there! My wife and children had already eaten some before I noticed it, so you can imagine how horrified they felt after realizing what had happened. As long as I’m still breathing, neither I nor my family will ever set foot in this restaurant again.

Order the honey chicken. The chicken was crisp, too crisp. With further inspection, I realized it was fried twice. I can't help, but the feeling I gave old food. It's not. I'm not coming back.

Just not good. I decided to grab a quick lunch here because I was in the area and was pretty disappointed. The rice tasted old and the teriyaki chicken was pale and rubbery. My stomach was queasy for a while after this meal.