Aloha Super Poke - Indio

I love this place so much. I go here atleast 2 times a week and I get the biggest bowl they have for $15 and everytime it gets smaller and smaller and it makes me so irritated.... errrr

Hands down, worst rice I’ve ever had. I didn’t think rice could be so old that it becomes chewy. Who cheaps out on rice? It’s the cheapest part of the bowl… it tastes like to pre build the bowls and throw themIn the fridge for days. It was terrible. BEWARE! DO NOT EAT THE RICE!

Worst poke bowl I've ever had. Ingredients are completely uninspired and boring. The restaurant itself is unwelcoming let alone the girl working there who didn't greet me (the only person in the place) and looked to be annoyed that I was there. She also had extremely long nails and wore no gloves. I should have walked out. Gross.

Best Poki Place Ever! What a lie. Lying is a sin. I paid for EXTRA avocados and got ONE SLICE. When I had asked for edamame, they told me to go cry to my mommy. I can 't believe this. I wanted food to be able to escape this hellscape of life. My daughters in the hospital... She won 't ever be able to walk again so when she told me that this place was the best poki place in the valley, I believed her. On her last legs she had believed in this place m, told me I 'd be satisfied. How dare you? How dare you tarnish her memory with this?! The poki bowl was so bad that it made me sterile , I can 't even replace her. And to top it off, as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I had needed scurry off to the bathroom, it had given me the shits. My anus is still burning as I type this, I can 't sit down right, the toilet is traumatizing for me now.

I come here because it's close to a tesla charging station so I've been here at least 4 times now and it's really just ok. Not bad but not good either. I've definitely had better.