Dolphin Pizza - Doncaster

Despite its location in Doncaster, the best part of England, and probably the world, this pizza place is shocking. Firstly, it is named dolphin pizza, which are illegal to kill and eat, and also probably disgusting, putting me off of the food at the first glance. They also clearly have Patrick Bateman on cutting, as they cut their ham into cubes a purely psychotic move, complimenting the cold and greasy pizza and chips. The chips were were also green, the same colour and probably leaving the same taste in the mouth as shrek’s anus. Furthermore, you may be revolted to know that they have an app, where you can buy their pizzas, described as ‘terrible’ by Charles Weighell, which doesn’t work at all, and tries to offer you a stripper with your pizza. I also witnessed this takeaway being ram raided last year which I must say, didn’t go nearly far enough. The only downside to this is that the culprits didn’t do more damage, and if it were up to me, a cruise missile would be sent to destroy this disgrace to pizza, doing justice for the good residents of Dunscroft.

We ordered a kebab with salad, but it came with only lemon. We also ordered a chip and cheese wrap with mayo, but it came without mayo. This restaurant frequently makes mistakes with orders. While these may seem like small errors, it is frustrating when you are paying a higher price and expect to receive what you ordered.

Decide to order from here after a stressful day with the family, the guy on the other end repeated our order correctly, then waited 2hours came cold and completely different to what I ordered.decided to call them back up to explain that they got it wrong, to Which I get an earful off the bloke on the other end explaining that I am wrong and I’m just doing it to get more food for free. I would not recommend this place to anyone and shall never be buying food from there again.

Love this place, the staff are amazing, food is always fresh and tasty with the reassurance of excellent food hygiene practices.

Never had bad food from Dolphin pizza, this is my local takeaway and by far the best in the area....