Joe Schmoe's - Cypress

This is literally the largest restaurant on the planet. Gordon Ramsay himself is in Shambles and shakes and weeps in his boots when he hears the name Joe Schmoe. If you want to have the most beautiful food you've ever invaded, don't look further. Go to Joe Schmoe 's for the best experience you have ever had throughout your life. I was treated with a 20-course cook 's election meal and it was beyond lovely. My favorite foods within this 20-course meal were of course, the fillet mignon (medium rare, crispy and cooked and seasoned to perfection), the lobster (butter, also perfectly cooked), Calamari (the lime and marinara sauce were unbelievable with it), foie gras (so buttery and tasty, absolutely the taste of the Ober-Echelon), and my favorite life was The staff are friendly and they all told me how sweet I looked, what made me blur. I even had to meet the chef Joe Schmoe himself and he greeted me with a big mooch that felt special. He was a very beautiful man and made me feel very safe when he held me with his big strong hands. Then he gave me his delicious food and helped me to swallow it with a big plumber of his delicious milk. Joe Schmoe was even friendly enough to give me a nice back massage and finish it with a happy ending. Very recommended! 10/10

The main attraction are the hot dogs?, from the menu or how you like them. All cattle dogs are available. Other available items such as hamburgers, pastrami sandwiches, beef waste, frozen custard, beer/wine. Very good onion rings and fries. A little pricy, but have children's menu. Order at the counter and bring food to you. Many TV screens. Interior and covered terrace. Small irritation which itself serve ice machine seems to be a lot of order. Great irritation the regular pommes are terrible, so bad, in fact, that this review has been reduced to four stars.

Fries were terrible. Think about in-n-outries, but 5 times soggy, and lukewarm. Your oranger Float was good, so this rating is not 1 star. Her garlic ranch is the best of the three they offer? but I will not come back

Good counter and table service with the only frozen Custard I found since Rita in Anaheim and Redondo Beach. Brick-walled dining room looks almost like a NYC place I visited earlier.

Simple menu of burgers, sandwiches, and specialty hot dogs, but flavors and quality are superb! Excellent selection of brews on daughter, too. Finish off with a hand scooped and blended frozen custard, or concrete . Fabulous food, drink, dessert, and service.