Chic-o-land - Cheshire West and Chester

Where to even start… this place is a mockery of the many fine establishments that serve fried goods (like a naughty onion baji) in the Chester and Cheshire West district. I personally went for an endeavour of the 5 piece wing box and I have three words for you, and I quote: “Grease, Grease, GREASE.” It is an absolute abomination of a culnary culture, especially when considering that there are such great and established restaurants nearby such as “Gates of India”. The chicken burgers will leave your behind feeling as raw as a visit to the Jim’ll Fix It set. Absolute joke. And don’t get me started on the tapeworm nightmares I personally experienced from this Land o’ Chics. Truly awful

The portion of fries with cheese was generous and tasty. However, the chicken kebab was disappointing for the price - it was a small portion, possibly only half a breast, for £8. Overall, not impressed.

It is often pondered by the greatest of philosophers and respected academics alike, what is the meaning of life? For some, meaning is love and acceptance through family and friends. For others, money and success are the determining factors in this answer. However, I offer a fresh perspective on this meaning, one that I think is a valuable to others. That is, chico land. Its juicy and tender chicken alone is enough to send any man into a complete state of euphoria. With every bite, a new experience of flavour and feelings are brought on. This explosive group of tastes are then accompanied by potatoe chips, which are cooked to perfection. Chico land, Chico land, I pray to you my eternal saviour. My deity. My, protector… Chicken could be less salty though.

Without a doubt, this has to be the worst takeout I have ever received. I was originally told it would take about 40 minutes when I placed my order at 4:53. However, the email notification I received later stated it would arrive at 6. When I called at 6:10 to inquire about my order, the person who answered was not very helpful and simply stated that they were busy. Finally, at 6:33, one hour and 40 minutes after I ordered, it was delivered to my doorstep. Unfortunately, the food was cold and inedible. The delivery service was completely unacceptable, the food was terrible, and I strongly advise against ordering from this restaurant.

The chicken had black and green bits on it. We ordered 3 drumsticks from here, and they sent random pieces. It's very strange that a chicken shop is incapable of knowing what pieces are what. They were also supposed to send extra potato wedges, but sent them as a replacement for the fries, even though we paid extra. When we called them to advise that the order was incorrect, the man was very rude and unhelpful and advised that he is not willing to amend or refund the order. I don't review many places, but I love people and I didn't want anyone else to be put through the ordeal which was Chic-O-Land. If you love terrible service and food that tastes like it's been cooked in sweat, this is the place for you.