Cafe Pie N Mash - BROMLEY

I’ve made 2 recent visits for lunch due to working locally. Delicious chicken ham pie with mash veg. Just a shame the staff aren’t particularly friendly but I’ve sometimes found that with places that have become successful and, in turn, complacent. Why? On both visits the waitress with dark hair seemed particularly full of herself for some odd reason but that pie was so yummy I’ll probably still return whilst the local job is running

It was lovely sitting down in the booth to find chewing gum on the menu, really shows they take hygiene seriously.. and then to be greeted with a grunt from the lovely waitress. She expected our full oder as soon as our arse hit the seat. When we said we didnt know yet she left for two minutes and came back and grunted again. She done this twice till i didnt even wanna eat there anymore. Maybe the amount of lipfiller stopped her getting her words out im not sure but definitely wont be going back.

We had some french visiting for the weekend and decided to do the London tourist sights on the Saturday. I decided to bring them for brunch at our local cafe. They all had a breakfast fry up with toast and coffee. They really enjoyed their food (had never tasted baked beans) and to be honest it was very convenient for me as I didn't have to cook. Quick efficient service and clean loos!

Popped in here for pie and mash, and it was awful! There was hardly no mince inside the pie! It looked like cat food literally. No flavour what so ever. Definitely won’t be going back. It’s should just be a cafe NOT pie and mash as they don’t do it right!

I popped into the Cafe Pie and Mash on a Sunday morning. My friend and I had a busy day ahead and wanted a good breakfast to set us up. We weren't disappointed! The basic breakfast is very reasonably priced at £5.50 including a coffee/tea. The bacon was delicious, the egg cooked exactly the way I like it (yolk still nice and runny, the slices of tomato were grilled, and the mushrooms were plentiful and very tasty. The waiting staff and chefs were super friendly and the service was quick. I would go again. The reason for the 4 instead of 5 stars was that the coffee wasn't that great, but this isn't a coffee shop after all so I can't complain. The first coffee I got was so milky I asked for another one, black with milk on the side. That was way better, but still not amazing.